Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.

- Langston Hughes

Bad Joke of the Day

What is a personal foul?
Your very own chicken.

Random Fact of the Day

A pair of feet have 250,000 sweat glands and can produce as much as eight ounces of sweat in one day.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-1 | 1st Place Results: L - Minnesota: 17 Pittsburgh: 27 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 1, 3:15pm at Green Bay Packers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 2 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

3-7-0 | 6 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Carolina: 2 Next Up: Mon., Oct. 26, 7:00pm at Chicago Blackhawks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=7
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html