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Thought of the Day

The comfort zone takes our greatest aspirations and turns them into excuses for not bothering to aspire.

- Peter McWilliams

Bad Joke of the Day

What position did the monster play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie.

Random Fact of the Day

The largest human organ is the skin, with a surface area of about 25 square feet.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-1 | 1st Place Results: L - Minnesota: 17 Pittsburgh: 27 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 1, 3:15pm at Green Bay Packers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 1 day Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

3-8-0 | 6 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Chicago: 3 Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs Nashville Predators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=7
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html