Stupendous Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become.

- Harold Taylor

Bad Joke of the Day

First Fan: What's the score of the game?
Second Fan: Eight to five.
First Fan: Who's winning?
Second Fan: Eight.

Random Fact of the Day

Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 158 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-1 | 1st Place Results: L - Minnesota: 17 Pittsburgh: 27 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 1, 3:15pm at Green Bay Packers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-0 | T-1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 95 New Jersey: 93 Next Up: Fri., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Cleveland Cavaliers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

3-9-0 | 6 Points | 5th Place | 16 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Nashville: 4 Next Up: Fri., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs New York Rangers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=7
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html