Happy November!!

Thought of the Day

They can because they think they can.

- Virgil

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

Random Fact of the Day

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 151 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

2-5 Results: L - Minnesota: 18 New England: 28 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 7, 12:00pm vs Arizona Cardinals   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-2 | T-4th Place | 2 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 89 Memphis: 109 Next Up: Tues., Nov. 2, 6:30pm at Miami Heat   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

4-4-2 | 10 Points | T-3rd Place | 3 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Chicago: 3 Next Up: Tues., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs San Jose Sharks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.buzzle.com/articles/clever-quotes-on-life.html
• http://www.jokesclean.com/
• http://www.funcracker.com/