Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

- Albert Einstein

Bad Joke of the Day

"I've got a great tennis serve," Tom said faultlessly.

Random Fact of the Day

The average thunderstorm travels at a rate of 25 miles per hour.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 154 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

7-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Green Bay: 26 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 15, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-2 | 5th Place | 2 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 112 Phoenix: 120 Next Up: Mon., Nov. 2, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Clippers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

5-9-0 | 10 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 2 Pittsburgh: 1 Next Up: Thurs., Nov. 5, 7:00pm vs Vancouver Canucks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=331
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html