Thought of the Day:
Bad officials are elected by good
citizens who do not vote.
- Andrew Lack
Bad Joke of the Day:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the
president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Random Fact of the Day:
It takes 270 electoral votes to win the 2008 Presidential Election. In 1984 Ronald Reagan received 525, the most ever.
153 days until 2009 season opener
Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners
4-4 T-2nd Place
Next Up: Sunday, Nov. 9, 12:00pm vs Green Bay Packers
1-2 T- 2nd Place 1.5 games behind
Results: L MIN: 85 OKC: 88
Next Up: Wednesday, Nov. 5, 7:00pm vs San Antonio Spurs
7-2-1 15PTS T-1st Place
Results: W MIN: 3 PHX: 2
Next Up: Tuesday, Nov. 4, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks
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