Happy Election Day!!

Day #41

Thought of the Day:

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
- Andrew Lack

Bad Joke of the Day:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.  He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims.  "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Random Fact of the Day:

It takes 270 electoral votes to win the 2008 Presidential Election.  In 1984 Ronald Reagan received 525, the most ever.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

153 days until 2009 season opener

Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners

Minnesota Vikings

4-4  T-2nd Place
Results: W MIN: 28  HOU: 21

Next Up: Sunday, Nov. 9, 12:00pm vs Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

1-2  T- 2nd Place  1.5 games behind

Results: L MIN: 85  OKC: 88

Next Up: Wednesday, Nov. 5, 7:00pm vs San Antonio Spurs

Minnesota Wild

7-2-1  15PTS  T-1st Place 

Results: W MIN: 3  PHX: 2

Next Up: Tuesday, Nov. 4, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks


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