Fantastic Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.

- Michel de Montaigne

Bad Joke of the Day

First Wrestler: I've got you in a scissors hold.
Second Wrestler: Cut it out!

Random Fact of the Day

A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 151 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

7-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Green Bay: 26 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 15, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-4 | 5th Place | 4 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 90 Boston: 92 Next Up: Fri., Nov. 6, 7:00pm vs Milwaukee Bucks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

5-9-0 | 10 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 2 Pittsburgh: 1 Next Up: Thurs., Nov. 5, 7:00pm vs Vancouver Canucks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=10
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm