Thought of the Day:
As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what
Bad Joke of the Day:
As an old man was driving down
the freeway, his cell phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"
Random Fact of the Day:
A fathom is 1.8 meters or 6 feet.
151 days until 2009 season opener
Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners
4-4 T-2nd Place
Next Up: Sunday, Nov. 9, 12:00pm vs Green Bay Packers
1-3 T-3rd Place 3 games behind
Results: L MIN: 125 SA: 129
Next Up: Friday, Nov. 7, 9:00pm at Sacramento Kings
7-3-1 15PTS T-1st Place
Results: L MIN: 1 SJ: 3
Next Up: Thursday, Nov. 6, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche
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