Happy End of Q1!!

Thought of the Day

If you're bored with life -- you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things -- you don't have enough goals.

- Lou Holtz

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the wrestlers have to wrestle in the dark?
Their match wouldn't light.

Random Fact of the Day

A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 150 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

7-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Green Bay: 26 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 15, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-4 | 5th Place | 4 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 90 Boston: 92 Next Up: Fri., Nov. 6, 7:00pm vs Milwaukee Bucks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

5-10-0 | 10 Points | 5th Place | 14 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Vancouver: 5 Next Up: Sat., Nov. 7, 7:00pm vs Dallas Stars   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=334
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm