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Thought of the Day

I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.

- Ellen Goodman

Bad Joke of the Day

Manager: How did you ever get out of that hold?
Wrestler: It happened like this: I saw a finger, so I bit it. Then I got really mad 'cause my finger hurt so bad!

Random Fact of the Day

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 146 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

7-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Green Bay: 26 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 15, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-7 | 5th Place | 4.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 105 Golden State: 146 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 11, 7:00pm vs Portland Trail Blazers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

6-10-0 | 12 Points | 5th Place | 14 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 2 Next Up: Tues., Nov. 10, 6:00pm at Toronto Maple Leafs   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=19
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm