Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

- Barack Obama

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the wind say to the screen?
Just passing through!

Random Fact of the Day

A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 144 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

7-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Green Bay: 26 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 15, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-8 | 5th Place | 5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 84 Portland: 107 Next Up: Fri., Nov. 13, 7:00pm vs Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

7-10-0 | 14 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Toronto: 2 Next Up: Thurs., Nov. 12, 6:30pm at Tampa Bay Lightning   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=19
• Laffy Taffy - Sour Apple - #215 Charles P., Houston, TX
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm