Happy Friday the 13th!!

Thought of the Day

Always remember you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

- Harriet Tubman

Bad Joke of the Day

What side of a mug should you put the handle on?
The outside!

Random Fact of the Day

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 143 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

7-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Green Bay: 26 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 15, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-8 | 5th Place | 5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 84 Portland: 107 Next Up: Fri., Nov. 13, 7:00pm vs Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

7-10-1 | 15 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Tampa Bay: 4 Next Up: Fri., Nov. 13, 6:00pm at Washington Capitals   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=19
• Laffy Taffy - Sour Apple - #216 Nick F., Baton Rouge, LA
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm