Magnificent Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

- Tim Notke

Bad Joke of the Day

There was a man who entered the local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Random Fact of the Day

Far and away, the coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 137 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

3-6 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Chicago: 27 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 21, 12:00pm vs Green Bay Packers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

3-8 | 5th Place | 4.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 105 Atlanta: 111 Next Up: Mon., Nov. 15, 6:00pm at Charlotte Bobcats   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

8-6-2 | 18 Points | 2nd Place | 4 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Tampa Bay: 1 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 17, 7:00pm vs Anaheim Ducks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.ayearfromnow.com/
• http://www.jokesclean.com/
• http://www.funcracker.com/