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Thought of the Day

The discipline you learn and character you build from setting and achieving a goal can be more valuable than the achievement of the goal itself.

- Bo Bennett

Bad Joke of the Day

Any recipe for a good speech calls for plenty of shortening.

Random Fact of the Day

Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 140 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

8-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 27 Detroit: 10 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 22, 12:00pm vs Seattle Seahawks   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-10 | 5th Place | 7 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 87 Memphis: 97 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 18, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

7-11-2 | 16 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 4 Carolina: 5 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 18, 7:00pm vs Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=20
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm