Happy Day #50!!

Thought of the Day

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.

- Helen Keller

Bad Joke of the Day

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the Eggs Benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?" The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

Random Fact of the Day

The earliest known tatoos were Egyptian and were present on several female mummies dated to about 2000 B.C.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 135 days
Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

3-6
Results:
L - Minnesota: 13 Chicago: 27
Next Up:
Sun., Nov. 21, 12:00pm vs Green Bay Packers
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

3-9 | 5th Place | 4.5 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 110 Charlotte: 113
Next Up:
Wed., Nov. 17, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Clippers
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

8-6-2 | 18 Points | 2nd Place | 4 points behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 4 Tampa Bay: 1
Next Up:
Wed., Nov. 17, 7:00pm vs Anaheim Ducks
www.wild.com

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