Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do.

- John Holt

Bad Joke of the Day

It always makes me laugh
So wonderful a treat
To see an athlete run a mile
And only move two feet.

Random Fact of the Day

Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 138 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

8-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 27 Detroit: 10 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 22, 12:00pm vs Seattle Seahawks   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-10 | 5th Place | 7 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 87 Memphis: 97 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 18, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

7-11-2 | 16 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 4 Carolina: 5 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 18, 7:00pm vs Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=20
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm