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Thought of the Day

Talk does not cook rice.

- Chinese Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."

Random Fact of the Day

As of 2006 36% of people from the age of 18 to 29 had at least one tattoo.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 134 days
Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

3-6
Results:
L - Minnesota: 13 Chicago: 27
Next Up:
Sun., Nov. 21, 12:00pm vs Green Bay Packers
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

4-9 | 5th Place | 4.5 games behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 113 LA Clippers: 111
Next Up:
Fri., Nov. 19, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Lakers
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

9-6-2 | 20 Points | 3rd Place | 3 points behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 2 Anaheim: 1
Next Up:
Fri., Nov. 19, 6:30pm at Detroit Red Wings
www.wild.com

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