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Thought of the Day

The measure of a person's real character is what one would do if they knew they would never be found out.

- Thomas Babington Macaulay

Bad Joke of the Day

Mary had a little lamb
Freddie had a pup
Ronnie had a crocodile
And it ate the others up.

Random Fact of the Day

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 137 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

8-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 27 Detroit: 10 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 22, 12:00pm vs Seattle Seahawks   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-11 | 5th Place | 7.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 84 Houston: 97 Next Up: Sat., Nov. 21, 9:00pm at Portland Trail Blazers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

7-12-2 | 16 Points | 5th Place | 13 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Phoenix: 3 Next Up: Fri., Nov. 20, 7:00pm vs New York Islanders   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=20
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm