Happy Friday!

Thought of the Day

Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distress of everyone, and let your hand give in proportion to your purse.

- George Washington

Bad Joke of the Day

Doors marked "Pull"
Reduce the speed
Of folks who push
Before they read.

Random Fact of the Day

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 136 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

8-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 27 Detroit: 10 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 22, 12:00pm vs Seattle Seahawks   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-11 | 5th Place | 7.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 84 Houston: 97 Next Up: Sat., Nov. 21, 9:00pm at Portland Trail Blazers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

7-12-2 | 16 Points | 5th Place | 13 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Phoenix: 3 Next Up: Fri., Nov. 20, 7:00pm vs New York Islanders   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=350
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm