Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards.

Random Fact of the Day

Minnesota Inventions: Masking and Scotch tape, Wheaties cereal, Bisquick, HMOs, the bundt pan, Aveda beauty products, and Green Giant vegetables.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 130 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

3-7 Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Green Bay: 31 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 28, 12:00pm at Washington Redskins   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

4-10 | 5th Place | 5.5 games behind L - Minnesota: 95 LA Lakers: 112 Next Up: Mon., Nov. 22, 7:00pm at Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

10-7-2 | 22 Points | 3rd Place | 3 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 NY Ranger: 5 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 24, 7:00pm vs Philadephia Flyers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.bitoffun.com/
• http://www.50states.com/facts/minn.htm