Happy Short Week!

Thought of the Day

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.

- Kahlil Gibran

Bad Joke of the Day

If you build a better mousetrap
And put it in your house
Before long Mother Nature
Will build a better mouse.

Random Fact of the Day

Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 133 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

9-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 35 Seattle: 9 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 29, 3:15pm vs Chicago Bears   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-12 | 5th Place | 8 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 78 Portland: 106 Next Up: Mon., Nov. 23, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Clippers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

8-12-2 | 18 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 NY Islanders: 2 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 25, 7:00pm vs Boston Bruins   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=21
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm