Happy Short Week!

Thought of the Day

Yes and no are very powerful words. Mean them when you say them. Respect them when you hear them.

- Michael Josephson

Bad Joke of the Day

Opportunity knocks but once
Then comes again no more
Temptation bangs and pounds until
It smashes in your door.

Random Fact of the Day

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 132 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

9-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 35 Seattle: 9 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 29, 3:15pm vs Chicago Bears   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-13 | 5th Place | 9 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 87 LA Clippers: 91 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 25, 7:00pm vs Denver Nuggets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

8-12-2 | 18 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 NY Islanders: 2 Next Up: Wed., Nov. 25, 7:00pm vs Boston Bruins   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=21
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm