The B-Daily

Monday, November 29, 2010 | Day #56

Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

- Confucius

Bad Joke of the Day

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Random Fact of the Day

Coca-Cola is the invention of Dr. John Styth Pemberton, an Atlanta pharmacist who made a caramel-colored syrup, the basis of Coke, in his backyard in 1886. Pemberton's local druggist mixed carbonated water with the syrup and served it as a soda fountain drink for five cents a glass.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

  • Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 123 days
    Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays

Minnesota Vikings

  • 4-7
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 17 Washington: 13
  • Next Up:
    Sun., Dec. 5, 12:00pm vs Buffalo Bills

Minnesota Timberwolves

  • 4-13 | 5th Place | 8.5 games behind
  • L - Minnesota: 94 Golden State: 104
  • Next Up:
    Wed., Dec. 1, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks

Minnesota Wild

  • 11-9-2 | 24 Points | 3rd Place | 3 points behind
  • Results:
    L - Minnesota: 4 Colorado: 7
  • Next Up:
    Mon., Nov. 29, 8:00pm at Calgary Flames

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