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Thought of the Day
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
- Confucius
Bad Joke of the Day
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Random Fact of the Day
Coca-Cola is the invention of Dr. John Styth Pemberton, an Atlanta pharmacist who made a caramel-colored syrup, the basis of Coke, in his backyard in 1886. Pemberton's local druggist mixed carbonated water with the syrup and served it as a soda fountain drink for five cents a glass.
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