Happy Monday!

Thought of the Day

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
Any direction you choose.

- Dr. Seuss

Bad Joke of the Day

Of course you've heard about the mad scientist who:
Crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker so when he delivers the message, he can knock on the door.

Random Fact of the Day

If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 126 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

10-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 36 Chicago: 10 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 6, 7:20pm at Arizona Cardinals   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

2-15 | 5th Place | 10 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 106 Denver Nuggets: 100 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 2, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

10-12-3 | 23 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado Avalanche: 2 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 2, 7:00pm vs Nashville Predators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=21
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm