Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other person. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

He was born to be a pessimist. His blood type is B Negative.

Random Fact of the Day

The terms "Big Wheel" and "Big Cheese" originally referred to those who were wealthy enough to purchase a whole wheel of cheese.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 122 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

4-7 Results: W - Minnesota: 17 Washington: 13 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 5, 12:00pm vs Buffalo Bills   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

4-13 | 5th Place | 8.5 games behind L - Minnesota: 94 Golden State: 104 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 1, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

11-10-2 | 24 Points | 3rd Place | 3 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Calgary: 3 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 1, 7:00pm vs Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/