Happy December!

Thought of the Day

If we don't discipline ourselves, the world will do it for us.

- William Feather

Bad Joke of the Day

Of course you've heard about the mad scientist who:
Crossed a puppy with a chicken and got pooched eggs.

Random Fact of the Day

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 125 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

10-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 36 Chicago: 10 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 6, 7:20pm at Arizona Cardinals   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

2-15 | 5th Place | 10 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 106 Denver Nuggets: 100 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 2, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

10-12-3 | 23 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado Avalanche: 2 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 2, 7:00pm vs Nashville Predators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=344
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm