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Thought of the Day

We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons.

- Jim Rohn

Bad Joke of the Day

Of course you've heard about the mad scientist who:
Crossed a mink with a kangaroo and got a fur coat with a pocket.

Random Fact of the Day

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 124 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

10-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 36 Chicago: 10 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 6, 7:20pm at Arizona Cardinals   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

2-15 | 5th Place | 10 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 106 Denver Nuggets: 100 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 2, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

10-12-3 | 23 Points | 5th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado Avalanche: 2 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 2, 7:00pm vs Nashville Predators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=344
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm