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Thought of the Day

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.

- Benjamin Jowett

Bad Joke of the Day

Of course you've heard about the mad scientist who:
Crossed a potato with a sponge. Got a potato that tastes awful, but it really sops up a lot of gravy.

Random Fact of the Day

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 122 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

10-1 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 36 Chicago: 10 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 6, 7:20pm at Arizona Cardinals   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

2-16 | 5th Place | 11 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 95 Memphis: 97 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 4, 7:00pm at New Orleans Hornets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

11-12-3 | 25 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Nashville: 4 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 4, 7:00pm vs Anaheim Ducks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=174
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm