Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Optimism - that cheerful state of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing when it's up to its nose in hot water!

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.

Random Fact of the Day

Yogurt, got is name from the Turkish word "yogurur", which means "long life".

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 114 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-7 Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Buffalo: 14 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 12, 12:00pm vs New York Giants   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

5-16 | 5th Place | 10.5 games behind L - Minnesota: 114 New York: 121 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 8, 7:00pm vs Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

11-11-4 | 26 Points | 3rd Place | 5 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Dec. 9, 8:00pm at Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/