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Thought of the Day

One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.

- Thomas Fuller

Bad Joke of the Day

Teacher: Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?
Student: No, but I've seen them kill mice.

Random Fact of the Day

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 117 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

10-2 | 1st Place Results: L - Minnesota: 17 Arizona: 30 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 13, 12:00pm vs Cincinnati Bengals   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

3-18 | 5th Place | 12.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 88 Toronto: 94 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 9, 7:00pm vs New Orleans Hornets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

13-13-3 | 29 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Phoenix: 2 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 9, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=53
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm