Happy 12-10-10!!

Thought of the Day

People search for the city of happiness without realizing it can only be found in the state of mind.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Random Fact of the Day

It has been traditional to serve fish with a slice of lemon since the Middle Ages, when people believed that the fruit's juice would dissolve any bones accidentally swallowed.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 112 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-7 Results: W - Minnesota: 38 Buffalo: 14 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 12, 12:00pm vs New York Giants   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

5-17 | 5th Place | 10.5 games behind L - Minnesota: 103 Oklahoma City: 111 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 10, 7:00pm vs Detroit Pistons   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

12-11-4 | 28 Points | 3rd Place | 5 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Phoenix: 2 Next Up: Sat., Dec. 11, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Kings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/