Fantastic Thursday!!

Day #65

Thought of the Day:

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
- Mark Twain

Bad Joke of the Day:

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

Random Fact of the Day:

The brain is soft and gelatinous - its consistency is something between jelly and cooked pasta.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

116 days until 2009 season opener

Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners

Minnesota Vikings

8-5  1st Place
Results: W MIN: 20  DET: 16

Next Up: Sunday, Dec. 14, 3:05pm at Arizona Cardinals


Minnesota Timberwolves

4-17  4th Place  10.5 games behind

Results: L MIN: 105  DEN: 116

Next Up: Friday, Dec. 12, 7:00pm vs San Antonio Spurs

Minnesota Wild

15-10-1  31PTS  3rd Place  2 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 0  NSH: 1

Next Up: Thursday, Dec. 11, 8:00pm at Phoenix Coyotes


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