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Thought of the Day

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.

- Paul Boese

Bad Joke of the Day

Why don't you play golf with Bill any more?
Would you play with a fellow who always cheats on his score, and moves the ball when you're not looking?
Indeed not!
Neither will Bill!

Random Fact of the Day

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 115 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

10-2 | 1st Place Results: L - Minnesota: 17 Arizona: 30 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 13, 12:00pm vs Cincinnati Bengals   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

3-19 | 5th Place | 13 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 96 New Orleans: 97 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 11, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Lakers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

14-13-3 | 31 Points | 5th Place | 10 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 1 Colorado: 0 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 11, 8:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=184
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm