Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you any place.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Two buzzards were floating along in the upper atmosphere almost motionless. Suddenly a jet plane went hurtling by, its exhaust belching fire and smoke.
"Wow!" said the first buzzard, "that bird was really in a hurry!"
"You'd be in a hurry too, if you tail was on fire!"

Random Fact of the Day

The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 112 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

11-2 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 30 Cincinnati: 10 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 20, 7:20pm at Carolina Panthers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

3-21 | 5th Place | 14 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 100 Sacramento: 120 Next Up: Mon., Dec. 14, 8:00pm at Utah Jazz   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

15-14-3 | 33 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Vancouver: 4 Next Up: Tues., Dec. 15, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm