Happy December 15, 2009!!

Thought of the Day

You must be willing to do the things today others don't do in order to have the things tomorrow others won't have.

- Les Brown

Bad Joke of the Day

A diner, while dining a Crewe,
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And Wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too."

Random Fact of the Day

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 111 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

11-2 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 30 Cincinnati: 10 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 20, 7:20pm at Carolina Panthers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

4-21 | 5th Place | 14 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 110 Utah: 108 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 16, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Clippers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

15-14-3 | 33 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Vancouver: 4 Next Up: Tues., Dec. 15, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=64
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm