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Thought of the Day

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Random Fact of the Day

The average American consumes 175 pounds of sugar per year. That is 300,000 calories per year, 800 calories per day.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 107 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-8 Results: L - Minnesota: 3 NY Giants: 21 Next Up: Mon., Dec. 20, 7:30pm vs Chicago Bears   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

6-19 | 5th Place | 11.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 99 Golden State: 108 Next Up: Wed., Dec. 15, 8:00pm at Phoenix Suns   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

13-12-4 | 30 Points | 3rd Place | 6 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Anaheim: 6 Next Up: Thurs., Dec. 16, 7:00pm vs Ottawa Senators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/