Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

We know what we are, but not what we may be.

- William Shakespeare

Bad Joke of the Day

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Random Fact of the Day

Sugar comes from two sources: sugar cane (grass) that grows in stalks in sugar cane fields and beets (root) that grow underground.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 106 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-8 Results: L - Minnesota: 3 NY Giants: 21 Next Up: Mon., Dec. 20, 7:30pm vs Chicago Bears   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

6-20 | 5th Place | 12 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 122 Phoenix: 128 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 17, 9:00pm at Portland Trail Blazers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

13-12-4 | 30 Points | 3rd Place | 6 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Anaheim: 6 Next Up: Thurs., Dec. 16, 7:00pm vs Ottawa Senators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/