Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself.

- John MacNaughton

Bad Joke of the Day

There was a young man from the city
Who thought a skunk was a kitty
To make sure of that
He gave it a pat.
They buried his clothes - what a pity.

Random Fact of the Day

The song that is the national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 109 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

11-2 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 30 Cincinnati: 10 Next Up: Sun., Dec. 20, 7:20pm at Carolina Panthers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

4-22 | 5th Place | 15 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 95 LA Clippers: 120 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 18, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

16-14-3 | 35 Points | 4th Place | 9 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 2 Columbus: 1 Next Up: Thurs., Dec. 17, 7:00pm at Montreal Canadiens   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=64
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm