Happy Holidays!!

Thought of the Day

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Random Fact of the Day

Today's farmers grow five times as much corn as in the 1930s on 20% less land.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 105 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-8 Results: L - Minnesota: 3 NY Giants: 21 Next Up: Mon., Dec. 20, 7:30pm vs Chicago Bears   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

6-20 | 5th Place | 12 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 122 Phoenix: 128 Next Up: Fri., Dec. 17, 9:00pm at Portland Trail Blazers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

13-13-4 | 30 Points | 4th Place | 8 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Ottawa: 3 Next Up: Sat., Dec. 18, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/