Good Morning!!

Day #69

Thought of the Day:

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day:

Why couldn't the fourth grader go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR!!

Random Fact of the Day:

On December 18, 1958, the world's first communications satellite was launched by the United States aboard an Atlas rocket.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

109 days until 2009 season opener

Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners

Minnesota Vikings

9-5  1st Place
Results: W MIN: 35  ARI: 14

Next Up: Sunday, Dec. 21, 3:15pm vs Atlanta Falcons

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

4-21  4th Place  13 games behind

Results: L MIN: 70  CLE: 93

Next Up: Saturday, Dec. 20, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets

Minnesota Wild

15-13-2  32PTS  3rd Place  7 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 2  CAL: 3

Next Up: Friday, Dec. 19, 7:00pm vs New York Islanders

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.heartsandminds.org/quotes/joy.htm

http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/index2.html

http://www.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/index.html