Have A Great Break!!

Day #70

Thought of the Day:

One cannot think crooked and walk straight.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day:

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a porcupine?
I don't know, but you better hope it doesn't sit on you!

Random Fact of the Day:

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

108 days until 2009 season opener

Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners

Minnesota Vikings

9-5  1st Place
Results: W MIN: 35  ARI: 14

Next Up: Sunday, Dec. 21, 3:15pm vs Atlanta Falcons


Minnesota Timberwolves

4-21  4th Place  13 games behind

Results: L MIN: 70  CLE: 93

Next Up: Saturday, Dec. 20, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets

Minnesota Wild

15-13-2  32PTS  3rd Place  7 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 2  CAL: 3

Next Up: Friday, Dec. 19, 7:00pm vs New York Islanders


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