Day #70
Thought of the Day:
One cannot think crooked and walk
straight.
- unknown
Bad Joke of the Day:
What do you get when you cross an
elephant with a porcupine?
I don't know, but you better hope it doesn't sit on you!
Random Fact of the Day:
America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.
Sports Watches:
108 days until 2009 season opener Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners |
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9-5 1st Place Next Up: Sunday, Dec. 21, 3:15pm vs Atlanta Falcons
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4-21 4th Place 13 games behind Results: L MIN: 70 CLE: 93 Next Up: Saturday, Dec. 20, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets |
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15-13-2 32PTS 3rd Place 7 points behind Results: L MIN: 2 CAL: 3 Next Up: Friday, Dec. 19, 7:00pm vs New York Islanders |
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Today's Sources:
http://www.heartsandminds.org/quotes/selfimprovement.htm
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/index2.html
http://www.berro.com/entertainment/general_interesting_facts.htm