Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

No man is fit to command another that cannot command himself.
- William Penn

Bad Joke of the Day

How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea saw!

Random Fact of the Day

An ounce of platinum can be stretched 10,000 feet.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 91 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

3-13
Results:
L - Minnesota: 13 Chicago: 17
Next Up:
Next Year

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

2-4 | 5th Place | 2.5 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 86 Memphis: 90
Next Up:
Fri., Jan. 6, 7:00pm vs Cleveland Cavaliers

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

21-14-6 | 48 Points | 2nd Place | 5 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 0 Vancouver: 3
Next Up:
Sat., Jan. 7, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames

www.wild.com


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