Happy January!!

Thought of the Day

That best portion of a good person's life; the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
- William Wordsworth

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A babooom!

Random Fact of the Day

Americans consume on average about 4 gallons of ice cream per person per year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 83 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox

www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

5-10-1
Results:
W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year

www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-17 | 3rd Place | 10 games behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 126 Philadelphia: 95
Next Up:
Wed., Jan. 8, 8:30pm vs Phoenix Suns

www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

22-17-5 | 49 Points | 4th Place | 18 points behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 5 Washington: 3
Next Up:
Tues., Jan. 7, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Kings

www.wild.com

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