Happy Day #95!!

Thought of the Day

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves.
- Maltbie D. Matlock

Bad Joke of the Day

92% of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.

Random Fact of the Day

The human thumbnail grows the slowest and the middle nail grows the fastest.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 74 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 10 Green Bay: 24
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

16-19 | 5th Place | 12.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 98 Dallas: 113
Next Up:
Thurs., Jan. 17, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Clippers


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 2 days
Sat., Jan. 19, 8:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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