Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
- Frances Willard

Bad Joke of the Day

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

Random Fact of the Day

In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 74 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 13 Chicago: 17
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

7-9 | 5th Place | 6 games behind
L - Minnesota: 98 Utah: 108
Next Up:
Mon., Jan. 23, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets


Minnesota Wild

23-18-7 | 53 Points | 3rd Place | 9 points behind
W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 2
Next Up:
Tues., Jan. 24, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche


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