Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

Life is like a mirror; smile every moment.

Bad Joke of the Day

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.

Random Fact of the Day

It takes food about seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 64 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 13 Chicago: 17
Next Up:
Next Year

Minnesota Timberwolves

10-12 | 5th Place | 7.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 99 Indiana: 109
Next Up:
Fri., Feb. 3, 6:30pm at New Jersey Nets

Minnesota Wild

24-19-7 | 55 Points | 2nd Place | 11 points behind
L - Minnesota: 4 Nashville: 5
Next Up:
Thurs., Feb. 2, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche

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