Good Morning!!
Thought of the Day
Life is like a mirror; smile every moment.
Bad Joke of the Day
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.
Random Fact of the Day
It takes food about seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
Sports Watches
Minnesota Twins
Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 64 days |
Minnesota Vikings
3-13 |
Minnesota Timberwolves
10-12 | 5th Place | 7.5 games behind |
Minnesota Wild
24-19-7 | 55 Points | 2nd Place | 11 points behind |
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