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Thought of the Day

A person who misses his or her opportunity, and a monkey who misses his or her branch, cannot be saved.
- Hindu Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you get when you cross...
A dog with a daisy? A collie-flower.

Random Fact of the Day

Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 43 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 199 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-17 | 4th Place | 9.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 100 Utah: 98
Next Up:
Tues., Feb. 28, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Clippers

Minnesota Wild

26-24-9 | 61 Points | 4th Place | 21 points behind
W - Minnesota: 2 Boston: 0
Next Up:
Thurs., Feb. 23, 6:30pm at Florida Panthers

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