Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.
- Glen Turner

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Because it couldn't lift its trunk.

Random Fact of the Day

An average one dollar bill only lasts for 18 months in circulation before it is unusable.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 35 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 3:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Spring Training: 0-0
Next Up:
Fri., Feb. 28, 12:05pm at Boston Red Sox


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

27-29 | 3rd Place | 15.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 97 Portland: 108
Next Up:
Tues., Feb. 25, 8:00pm at Phoenix Suns


Minnesota Wild

31-21-7 | 69 Points | 4th Place | 15 points behind
W - Minnesota: 3 Nashville: 2
Next Up:
Thurs., Feb. 27, 8:30pm at Edmonton Oilers


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