Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.
- Glen Turner

Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Because it couldn't lift its trunk.

An average one dollar bill only lasts for 18 months in circulation before it is unusable.

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 35 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 3:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Spring Training: 0-0
Next Up:
Fri., Feb. 28, 12:05pm at Boston Red Sox

5-10-1
Results:
W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year

27-29 | 3rd Place | 15.5 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 97 Portland: 108
Next Up:
Tues., Feb. 25, 8:00pm at Phoenix Suns

31-21-7 | 69 Points | 4th Place | 15 points behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 3 Nashville: 2
Next Up:
Thurs., Feb. 27, 8:30pm at Edmonton Oilers

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