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Thought of the Day

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Bad Joke of the Day

I've taken up speed reading. I can read "War and Peace" in 10 seconds. It's only 3 words, but it's a start.

Random Fact of the Day

Lying takes longer than telling the truth. Thus the time to answer a question may be used as a method of lie detection.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 33 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers

Spring Training: 2-2
W - Minnesota: 8 Toronto: 4
Next Up:
Wed., Feb. 27, 12:05pm vs Philadelphia Phillies

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2013 Season Kick-off: 193 days
Sun., Sept. 8, 12:00pm vs TBD

Minnesota Timberwolves

20-34 | 5th Place | 20 games behind
L - Minnesota: 83 Phoenix: 84
Next Up:
Thurs., Feb. 28, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Lakers

Minnesota Wild

9-7-2 | 20 Points | 2nd Place | 4 points behind
W - Minnesota: 2 Calgary: 1
Next Up:
Thurs., Feb. 28, 8:00pm at Phoenix Coyotes

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