Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
- Goethe

Bad Joke of the Day

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Random Fact of the Day

Your odds of being killed by space debris are approximately 1 in 5 billion.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 38 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 194 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-17 | 4th Place | 9.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 100 Utah: 98
Next Up:
Tues., Feb. 28, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Clippers

Minnesota Wild

28-25-9 | 65 Points | 4th Place | 22 points behind
W - Minnesota: 4 San Jose: 3
Next Up:
Tues., Feb. 28, 6:30pm vs Los Angeles Kings

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